June Movie Watch Party with The Houston Titty Committee!

Hey there, fun-loving friends! Get ready to splash into an unforgettable summer bash! 🍦🏊‍♀️

Join us for our party where the waves of excitement and laughter will be crashing all night long! 🌊🎉

Bring your favorite seasonal treats to share: think fruit salads, chips & dip, cookies, and refreshing drinks. 🍉🥪🍪

This party’s not just any ordinary soiree – it’s a Climate Controlled Patio Paradise! Don your swimsuits and bring along a lawn chair for maximum comfort, as well as towels to dry off after taking a dip in our kiddie pool. 🏊‍♀️☀️

But that’s not all! Get ready to channel your inner lifeguard and show off your slow-motion running skills at our hysterical Baywatch Contest, complete with fabulous prizes for the most entertaining performances. Who will emerge as the Slow Motion Run Champion? 🏆💨

So suit up, grab a towel, and get ready to dive into an evening of sunshine, laughter, and unforgettable memories! See you there, sea-worthy partygoers! 🐠🚀

Cuddle Commandments: Offer a high-five to your potential cuddle cohort and belt out a “Heck yes?” Wait for their ecstatic endorsement before you belly flop into a cuddle puddle! Remember, only a jubilant “Yes!” cracks open the cuddle vault. If someone’s not jiving, don’t be a jive-jammer – honor their vibe. Anyone ignoring the cuddle commandments will be booted out with ludicrous speed.

Fashion Festival: Vanila to the door. Once inside, feel free to slip into your party peacock attire or your chillaxing swimwear – the fashion galaxy is yours to conquer!

Smellabration: Let’s keep our socializing super fresh! Shower up and lather with love before your arrival, so you’re as fresh as a daisy (or at least not like a sweat sock). If you’ve been around smoke, weed, or just completed a triathlon – it’s time for Shower: The Sequel. Deodorant is your BFF – bring it to the party!

Secret Squirrel Business: Got a whisper-quiet word about safety or consent issues with a guest? Slide into our DMs like a ninja and we’ll tackle it with top-secret precision.

Party Peace: Keep the vibes as pure as your intentions – no smoking or drugs, please. Let’s keep our minds as clear as a crystal lake.

Mellow Mantra: Don’t be the bulldozer who makes it weird. If someone’s not up for something, let it slide. We’re all about the cheer and chill here.

Film Funster Free-for-all: Unleash your hidden humorist and let loose with the sassy remarks during the movie! It’s all about having a hoot, so let your laughter flag flutter!

Provisions: We’ve got you covered with paper goods including utensils, cups, etc. Water can be brought. 🙂 It’s a BYOB/potluck parade here. Bring your favorite munchies and perhaps a little extra to share with your fellow fun-seekers. Let the good times roll!

At our event(s), we value consent, respect, safe spaces, inclusivity and personal choice. We have two designated safety superheroes on standby to assist with any concerns or needs that arise during party activities.

The event is in LaPorte Texas. For the exact address, ask in our Telegram Group.

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