ANR Houston Holiday Party: December 18th 2023 – Breastmas!
Breastmas Holiday Party Night with The Houston Titty Committee!
Join us for a fun-filled evening of board games, movies, and community building! We welcome all to participate and celebrate inclusivity, safety, and amusement. For an extra dose of holiday cheer, join our “Bra STEM” Challenge, where fearless females can build their own bra designs using household items and showcase their creativity and resourcefulness. Or, participate in our Topless Decorating Contest, a delightful competition that combines festive spirit, laughter, and creativity. Don’t miss out on these opportunities to add some extra sparkle and joy to your holiday season!
Now let’s go over the rules, shall we?
Cuddle Commandments: Offer a high-five to your potential cuddle cohort and belt out a “Heck yes?” Wait for their ecstatic endorsement before you belly flop into a cuddle puddle! Remember, only a jubilant “Yes!” cracks open the cuddle vault. If someone’s not jiving, don’t be a jive-jammer – honor their vibe. Anyone ignoring the cuddle commandments will be booted out with ludicrous speed.
Fashion Festival: Vanila to the door. Once inside, feel free to slip into your party peacock attire or your chillaxing unicorn onesie – the fashion galaxy is yours to conquer!
Smellabration: Let’s keep our socializing super fresh! Shower up and lather with love before your arrival, so you’re as fresh as a daisy (or at least not like a sweat sock). If you’ve been around smoke, weed, or just completed a triathlon – it’s time for Shower: The Sequel. Deodorant is your BFF – bring it to the party!
Secret Squirrel Business: Got a whisper-quiet word about safety or consent issues with a guest? Slide into our DMs like a ninja and we’ll tackle it with top-secret precision.
Party Peace: Keep the vibes as pure as your intentions – no smoking or drugs, please. Let’s keep our minds as clear as a crystal lake.
Mellow Mantra: Don’t be the bulldozer who makes it weird. If someone’s not up for something, let it slide. We’re all about the cheer and chill here.
Film Funster Free-for-all: Unleash your hidden humorist and let loose with the sassy remarks during the movie! It’s all about having a hoot, so let your laughter flag flutter!
Provisions: We’ve got you covered with some bottled water and paper goods, but it’s a BYOB/potluck parade here. Bring your favorite munchies, plastic utensils, and perhaps a little extra to share with your fellow fun-seekers. Let the good times roll!
At our event(s), we value consent, respect, safe spaces, inclusivity and personal choice. We have two designated safety superheroes on standby to assist with any concerns or needs that arise during party activities.
The event is in LaPorte Texas. For the exact address, ask in our Telegram Group.
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